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Top 10 Things that will happen in 2011
10. The Rogers Centre renamed to - Roberto Alomar/Joe Carter/Pat Gillick/Paul Beeston Park
9. The Yankees simultaneously stumble on a rosin bag causing the full team to be on the IR, they are nursed back to health by the Angelic skeletor hand of Cameron Diaz
8. Roy Halladay will throw 10 perfect games and 3 no hitters
7. Bud Selig reluctantly inducts Pete Rose into the HOF after losing a bet to him
6. Barry Bonds finally admits he used HGH after Tiger Woods rats him out
5. Jose Bautista hits 12 HR's and AA ends up trading Kyle Drabek to Anaheim for Vernon Wells
4. Albert Pujols dealt to the Yankees at the deadline and signing a $750 Million 5 year deal, baseball will require a bailout 3 short seasons later
3. The Yankees in a bid to show their dominance over the rest of the league, build a $25 trillion dollar space station with the capacity to blow up other cities, and threaten to use it, a mysterious character is always making threats, believed to be George Steinbrenner.
2. Manny actually ends up being Manny
1. The CUBS WIN The CUBS WIN... haha, no that won't happen.
